Sarcasm!!

A Collection Of Insults 2

2009-02-08T15:22:00.004+08:00

(1) When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.

(2) The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.

(3) We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.

(4) You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.

(5) Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

(6) I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

(7) I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

(8) You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

(9) There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

(10) We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".

(11) I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

(12) Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

(13) You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

(14) You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.

(15) When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.

(16) Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

(17) You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.

All Mati...

2009-02-06T21:14:00.002+08:00

Karangan Bahasa Malaysia,
Tajuk: Kemalangan paling ngeri.

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit :Adoi!. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia! pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit :Adoi..! dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

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2009-02-02T09:16:00.008+08:00

What was that??

Just a personal details maybe??
To promote someone special??
Or maybe to find someone missing??

Dun guess la, just click the picture and read it to get the answer...

Or you can click here or here to get the complete version...

Happy Chinese 牛 Year!!

2009-01-25T20:42:00.004+08:00

LCH says: Happy Chinese New Year! Gong Xi Fa Cai..

Lokam From Longkang

2009-01-22T23:32:00.007+08:00

Today, if i say "its made in china, do you want some?" I guess your answer will be "eh no no no, save it for your own".. First, the china's toys can make ur children become stupid. Then, the china's milk powder will make a stone inside your babies' kidney.. it seems like products from china never end with trouble until everyone is so scared of it...

Actually, is not really like that la... At least... we still have something GOOOOOD from china la.. it is.. the mandarin oranges...

ErR.............. did i just said so?.. what the hell im talking about!! just look at the pictures below la...

Can see that?? what the f was that?? that worm is celebrating CNY before us??!!

How bout this one?, cant even be sure what we eating inside our mouth, fresh juicy oranges? or live juicy worms?? It looks just so similar to the texture of the orange..

So... still dare to eat the oranges blindly??

Im Back!!!

2009-01-21T11:48:00.004+08:00

Well, its been awhile since my last update, just wana say Hi...yaa! why so lame one.. to everyone .. without anymore loso words, lets just begin the sarcasm!!

Just be patient and wait for my next post.. TQ

Bye For Awhile

2008-09-27T21:56:00.007+08:00

Greetings! Sorry no updatesss, LCH need to stop sarcastic for awhile due to some "headache".. LCH will or maybe will be back after 4^th December if im still mentally ok.. THANK YOU...

A collection of insults!

2008-09-21T00:08:00.003+08:00

(1) Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's head.

(2) I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

(3) They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

(4) You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

(5) People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

(6) You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

(7) I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more! Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

(8) I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

(9) Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

(10) People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.

(11) Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

(12) I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

(13) When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

(14) I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

(15) I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.

(16) I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

Mesra, Cepat Dan Betul!!

2008-09-20T21:55:00.003+08:00

“Mesra, cepat dan betul” or “friendly, swift and correct”… That’s what they called themselves!! Ya right!

-They will be friendly to you only if you rich!
-They will be fast only if they received kopiO!
-They’re always correct even they’re found guilty!

Those are all our abang polisman.. they look professional when they do parade! when get into real business, they hide inside the blue building and eat their nyonya kuih..

So you expect these kind of traffic police catch MAT REMPIT for you?? The police bikes got enough power to move o not??

What’s that??!!! dancing JOGET DANCE arr??!! or DONDANG??!!

Ikut Suka Abdullah

2008-09-20T14:02:00.004+08:00

Recently we can see gov often use ISA system to arrest people they dun like or people who accidentally said something mildly sensitive.. But, I find that it is not the matter what you say, but is the matter who you are…

raja petra kamarudin

That’s famous blogger raja petra kamarudin, a malay who dun want to be malay, a malay who always offended malay..

So he got arrested under ISA again lo..

That’s opposition party member and also a parliament member thesa kok, she too always says something to hurt malay…

So she too got arrested under ISA lo….

That’s ahmad ismail who speak shit language and deeply offended chinese… said Chinese are penumpang in this country…

And still… He is free…

SO, what is ISA?? I dun understand this law.. Izit ISA = Ikut Suka Abdullah?? He can arrest whoever he want?? OR ISA = Ikut Suka Ahmad Ismail??? ARR~~ confuse la…

Jalan-jalan Cari “tak ada”

2008-09-20T10:30:00.006+08:00

Jalan~~ Jalannnn~~~ jalan jalan, cari makan…

Sound familiar? Yes, that’s a part of song lyric from a tv program called “jalan-jalan cari makan”..

That program introduced people where can find best food in Malaysia, shows a fat mak cik no fear of fat and cholesterol, went all the place in Malaysia and eat all the time.. and every time after she finish the food, she will pass a piece of wood brand to the shop’s owner as a gift and also as a acknowledgement…

two fatty crews and that fat makcik

For me, that’s a “not bad” standard of tv program since I saw the makcik getting fatter after she hosting that program.. that proved she dint lie abt how “sedap” those food are.. But… the “not bad” standard in my mind suddenly changed to “too bad” soon after I saw the priceless wood brand at………..

HERE… The most lousy and annoying restaurant canteen in kuching! Sarawak state library’s canteen.. the tauke treat chinese like shit! everything we order foods that listed in the menu, he will answer you “tak ada”.. maybe next time we order food from him, we should ask “eh bodoh, ada apa?”..

!!! cant believe that !!!

See that?? know what’s that? A wild BIRD flying here and there, up and down INSIDE the canteen.. so next time when you eat there and find that someone add something alike mayornis or belacan sambal sauce into you food, dun be so surprise ok?.. Just look up and see if the bird there??

Up The Crack

2008-09-14T10:46:00.002+08:00

Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.

His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"

"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"

"Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."

Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.

Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"

"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"

Read Before You Buy

2008-09-14T09:55:00.003+08:00

Usually when we go buy some package food or can food from shop, automatically we will read the label stick on the can to get some information abt the product and make sure it’s worth for us to buy…

That’s a example of local made can product, F&N sweetened creamer that I bought from a granny shop.. and I read before I buy..

I make sure it's healthy and vitaminised.
I make sure it's cholesterol free.
I make sure it's easy to open.
I make sure it's cheap.

But besides that, we should also make sure it’s PATRIOTIC! Ok now STAND UP!!!! SALUTE to the can!! and we read together!!

- Trust the GOD!
- Loyal to the King and Kong!
- Respect the law's head!
- Just follow Law!
- Behave yourself!

Mock Exam For Real Mock People!

2008-09-13T20:56:00.002+08:00

My school stpm MOCK exam just starts this Thursday, so this Wednesday LCH and friends try to be a bit different.. do something we seldom done before.. guess wud, we went to state library to STUDY!! MUAHAHAHA….

Seriously, LCH still think library is not a good place to study for ppl like us! haha.. Im right! not even can tahan for half an hour.. then we went down to play comp and eat at the lousy canteen there..

To make this post more interesting, let’s play a simple game here.. Is called “ GUESS WHO MOCK”!

This game is to guess who was really study and who was not and tying to pretend like he was or wud we called MOCK!

Example:

Do you think LCH seriously study?

Sorry, u r wrong, I MOCK only..

Clear? No rules apply! ok now start!

First , Alex.. does he really study??

NO! Mock only!

Second, Ah Ei, Study?

Yes, REAL!

Then, Ah Jui, study?… Ah Jui? hahaha…. I think this one is bonus question la..

MOCK! of course..

Finally… Ah leng and Amy….

Hahaha… 50% MOCK!… how 50%? left 50% mock, right 50% real la… LOL.. So, now can you see how mock we are? We will mock till the end!!

LCH here wishing all the MOCK candidates good luck lo!..

My Hump!

2008-09-13T17:13:00.006+08:00

My hump! my hump! my hump! my hump!! My lovely little hump! check it out!!
Saw this "unique" somewhere at green road-pok kong park area.. Is that your car??

MUTHU

2008-09-07T14:23:00.004+08:00

(1) MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."

(2) MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."

(3) MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'...that's why."

(4) MUTHU & TOURIST
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village... and
Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here."

(5) MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."

(6) MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard "WASH BASIN"

(7) MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination."

2008-09-07T13:39:00.000+08:00

Dedicate this to my friend alvin who just got his second knee operation last tuesday, hope there is no third for him in the future..

His Son

2008-09-07T05:14:00.002+08:00

That is a weight place somewhere inside sarawak general hospital since years ago to measure and update patient’s bodyweight… and it is so strong, accurate, durable and reliable!

And guess wud, it is made by Dick’s son, Dick Junior!

Junk & Instant Food Is Good For Your Health!

2008-09-07T03:58:00.005+08:00

If your parents still everyday loso loso to you, says this too sweet cannot eat that too salt cannot eat then you should show them this…

hot cup

That’s Maggie hot cup instant noodles…

let's talk nutrition!

Turn to the side a bit then you can see written there small small “LET’S TALK NUTRITION”! so… let’s talk lo..

“Maggie@Hot Cup is a source of protein which is essential for growth and development”… That’s how it TALK lo… now you understand? Eat more ya!

Then another ridiculous snek nutrition information..

MAMEE monster

That’s MAMEE MONSTER snek mee..

And makanan ini,

bebas kolesterol
bebas asid lemak
tinggi protein
kaya dgn karotena semulajadi
kaya dgn vitaminn E semulajadi

Jadi... apa tunggu lagi? cepat cepat beli dan makan! bagus untuk pertumbuhan! cepat tumbuh cepat mati mar...

Use Condom Please

2008-09-07T02:34:00.003+08:00

A family of dozen with only rm300 of monthly income
Single mother work as cleaner and her 7 children
A family of 8 stay in a 36x36 feet square pondok without water and power supply

Big family, low income, low educated are situation that we can see, not to say too far till country like Africa or zimbawee but in Malaysia too we can easily find that..

Reality tv show like “Bersamamu” or “finding angels” are also often capture those poor wretched look and show it to whole of Malaysia to beg for sympathize and donation… “saya banyak susah… anak banyak, gaji sikit… suami lari… aduh… susah… banyak susah la… susah banyak, anak pun banyak… semua tak bersekolah.. makan pun tak cukup… tolonglah kami… kasihan la kami…” - serve u right- is really annoying to see them crying like shit on tv begging ppl for help.. they knew they cannot afford to buy milkpowder for their baby but they still keep producing!! why?!!

But do you know that can be prevent just by using CONDOM??

Common sense la.. those family are just facing heavy financial problem that cause by themselves nia la.. got money, all settle lo.. They fck too much! bear too much! but earn too little! how to survive? To avoid all that is just so simple, that is to have a proper family plan and not just fk and bear like my guppyfish!

For all that, condom is the answer! It is cheap, effective, easy to find and easy to use! so pls dun give noob reason like “cannot afford” or “dunno how to use” anymore la! dun buy expensive durian flavour that introduce by Kenny Sia one la.. use side street or 7eleven shop sell cheap cheap one can liao mar.. as long as your soldiers do not cross the line then save liao ma.. So use condom please!

What?! still too expensive?! Use balloon lo! 10 cent each!!

Collection of Best Jokes!

2008-08-31T10:23:00.003+08:00

(1)

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

(2)

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.

The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”

(3)

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

(4)

Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?

Wife: I clean the toilet bowl.

Husband: How does that help?

Wife: I use your toothbrush.

You Got A Lot? You Win!

2008-08-31T04:39:00.002+08:00

People today are more attach to importance of QUANTITY than QUALITY… for example guys today always compare how many girlfriend they have than how good and pretty their girlfriend are… so if one got more shit than others, one will win..

The fact is, if your friend have a girlfriend look like the girl on the right, but you have 10 girlfriend look like the girl on the left, you win!

Here is another incredible example,

That woman bear 7 babies in one birth… according to the news report, she actually have 9 fetus inside her stomach but two of it die before they come out from the dark place.. Maybe is too mess inside there and cause some complication.. However, she still managed to bear out 7 babies! She Win!

Another unreal but real example,

This Islam Negro got 86 WIVES and 170 SONs OR DAUGHTERs!!! Unfortunately, the Islam law in his country only allowed him to keep 4 wives or else he will need to face the death penalty! However, He win!

So, if you wish to win, you should get whatever as many as you can! Then, YOU WIN!

Patriotism Going Slow and Silence..

2008-08-31T02:44:00.001+08:00

Today, 31th August 2008 is the 51th year anniversary for our country of free themselves from those ang-mo kidnaper… this day just like the day which raya, cny, gawai and deeppapali all combine into one.. Government will spend all they can for a big party for all the citizen come together and jerit-jerit for ‘MERDEKA!’ at Padang Merdeka..

But this year is a bit different and 31th August seem no longer that important… and is hard to see ppl hanging the jalur germilang on top of their car or buildings..

Today, ppl are are more concern abt how they gona spend their insufficient salary for the next month or headache abt how they gona save wudever they can to survive in this country… It seem like the day of 16th September is more significant for them since Anwar Ibrahim said the new government will be form at that day and he just got his first big step to assault into parliament this Tuesday and try to find his way to take over Pak Lah position…

Eh please la…. Show some merdeka spirit la!!!! let me show you how patriotic U6A1 can be…

Negaraku….. darah tumpah ke tanah tu… rakyat hidup…. sengsara dan miskin…. ramai(gov) bahagi… sumber yang tuhan kurniakan~~~ That’s all la, kenot sing more later masuk lokap ar..

LCH here sincerely wish all Malaysian and friends who read this have a happy independence day!..

Worst Candidate Ever!

2008-08-30T23:45:00.003+08:00

This Tuesday, 26th August.. there was a small election in Pulau Pinang area P.44 Permatang Pauh!

Candidate including Our future leader Anwar Ibrahim from Party keadilan, Arif Shah Oman Shah who can speak well in mandarin from Barisan Nasional and Finally is a weak old pak cik who only known as Hanafi and always put table clothe on top of his head from party AKIM..

That’s the final result of the election and its won by Anwar Ibrahim with 15671 of majority votes! But that is not something extraordinary since the result is expected to be like that! What so extraordinary abt the result is how ugly Hanafi from party AKIM lost! He only got shame 92 votes out of 46811 votes! Not even reach hundred!!

That’s why ppl always said, if your head not big enough, dun wear big hat!!

Collection of Lame Jokes

2008-08-24T10:15:00.002+08:00

Pls laugh..

1. Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?

2. What's the difference between a guy falling from the 1st floor and one falling from the 17th floor , the guy falling from the first goes, ' splat , Aaaaaaaargh " and the one from the 17th goes, " Aaaaaaargh , splat ".

3. What did one casket say to the other casket? Is that you coffin?

4. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.

5. How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make carrot noises.

6. Why can't you play cards in the jungle? Because there's too many cheetahs!

7. Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies!

8. Why does E.T. have such big eyes? Because he saw his phone bill.

9. What do you call a with no eyes? No idea. (no eye deer) What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no idea.

10. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

11. A man was in an elevator, and the operator kept calling him, 'son'. So the man said, 'why do you keep calling me son? You're not my father!' And the operator replied, 'I brought you up, didn't I?'

12. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

13. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.""Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

14. What's brown and sticky? A stick.

15. Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

16. Why you keep reading these ? cuz u as lame as these jokes!! Lol.. Just kidding!

Funny Cosmetic Pruduct’s Name

2008-08-24T02:47:00.002+08:00

Nowadays is very usual too see lady make up to cover and hide these hole on their face, just like JKR replenish the broken road. Some girls even make up their face til thick thick as thick as great wall china! But better dun touch it ar! FRAGILE!!

But that is not the point for this post! The focal point is how does girls choose the cosmetic product for themselves. Brand? Price? Popularity? No… I noticed that its actually by the name of the products.. As you can see today, more popular the product are, more stranger the name it own!!

This is wud I mean:

SK-II

First we got SK-II. SK²?? does it mean SUKU-SUKU?? Ya I think so, SK² is the short form for suku-suku right?? So… Has you got use the suku-suku product??

sasa

Then we got SASA…. 傻傻？so is SASA or傻傻?? or maybe we can call it as DUMBDUMB lo… so put dumbdumb on your face, make it as dumb as you like just with dumbdumb products!

OLAY!!!

That is the very famous facial product, OLAY!!!!! Olay is the word I used to sarcastic ppl when ppl did something funny and embarrass then I will say: BUUUUU!!!! OLAY! OLAY! SIA SOI AR YOU…!! OLAY!!

SILKYGIRL

Finally here we got SILKY GIRL… lol… sound more like SILLY GIRL!! or maybe silky girl is just for silly girl??

The conclusion is, more funny a product’s name, more girls will like it!!

NOTE: This post have no prejudice elements to girls who make up! It just a post, nothing personal!

Perpaduan Teras Kerjayaan!

2008-08-24T01:24:00.006+08:00

logo of Perpaduan Teras Kerjayaan

Due to the 51th year of kemerdekaan, government come up with a brand new theme and slogan called “PERPADUAN TERAS KERJAYAAN” mean unite is root of success… They even pay a pak cik name wud pak ngah to create a patriotic song with that name <click here to listen>… I so so so so so agree with that slogan and unite as one! But….

Perpaduan ya??!!

hindraf group

First we can see the PUAK INDIAN doing huge demonstrate in KL against the biased government..

the very kiasu of bumiputera

Then we can see hundreds of UiTM students(PUAK BUMIPUTERA) from different states(west Malaysia) protest against the propose that let out 10 percent of UiTM position for none bumiputera.. RACISM!!

Here is another protest by duno wud puak and duno for wud ar!… haih… nowadays ppl all song beh song go out protest! His father dint give him 2 ringgit, he go out protest! His mother forgot to give him breast feed, he oso go out protest… here protest, there protest.. got use meh? can't see any effect by protest ler..

PERPADUAN TERAS KERJAYAAN! Now I finally know why Malaysia still tidak ada kerjayaan and left so so behind… It is because Malaysia tidak ada perpaduan wujud at all ma… That’s why tidak ada kerjayaan lo..

Dirty Beach For Lame Holiday!

2008-08-23T22:04:00.005+08:00

This week is my school holiday and its so boring to just stay at home!! so this Thursday we went to a beach 20 plus kilometers from kuching called pasir pandak to get some fresh air and play KITE!!

pasir pandak beach

This beach is a bit different with others cuz its so so so dirty! u can see rubbish all the beach and you can easily find baby diaper in the water! no one will dare to play in the water except only those LAKIA who live there…

LCH quite pro at doing kampong stuff like fishing and play kite..

flying in the sky~~

Just the first try, I successfully fly the kite to the air.. so easy… you thought so! That’s wud my friend thought!

He thought is just piece of cake to fly the kite so he wana try as well.. Just like what I expected, he try, and try, and try for millions time balu he success to fly the kite up..

my kite hanging up there

But only know how to fly is still not enough! We must know how to land too.. So, in the end the kite failed to land and tersangkut on the big tree.. SEE! dun wana listen my advise lar.. that’s y!

Then we have a walk around the beach see what else can we do.. and we found an interesting thing to do… Is to catch the crab.. actually is not crab la.. It just looked like crab and ppl called it as “MA KEE”.. and we caught one big ma kee which have pair of strange eyes.. we decided to let it go since we so good heart..

That's the MA KEE we caught and release lo...

So, play kite, catch ma kee.. That’s my holiday activities lo!! Lame holiday…

Behind The Scenes

2008-08-17T00:09:00.003+08:00

Beijing Olympic Games just starts last week with a amazing opening ceremony… Finally China got the attention from all around the world… China knew they couldn’t afford to fail this time cuz they spent multi-billion dollar on it.. so they will do whatever to make sure all going right.

Last Friday, 08 of 08 of 08 of 08 of 08, The new built national stadium of china or so call the BIRDNEST flash with various fantastic show and one of the show was a little china girl(林妙可) sing a china patriotic song called “歌唱祖国”. why the song name called歌唱祖国 and not 国祖唱歌 hor?? sound better ler..

Birdnest

But do you know that, the song wasn’t really sang by her and the voice you all heard is actually from another not that cute and pretty little girl’s voice and it had recorded before that day and just play the record that night!! I c… so the live show wasn’t a live show anymore lar??

林妙可

This is the girl that chosen to do fake performance and simply move her lips infront of the audience!! just becuz she is cuter and prettier so she been chosen.. As you can see china is too care about their face and image.. they dare only to show the good and hide the bad one… That’s CHINA!! “Fake World, Fake Dream”!

杨沛宜

This is the girl who really sang the song!! she is not as pretty as the other one but I think still no problem for her to come out and sing right?? She sing the song, but others get the name…so unfair!! bopiam la… MADE IN CHINA ba, What to do??

Made By Government Never Looked So Good

2008-08-16T19:57:00.004+08:00

This is Sarawak General Hospital (SGH), the eldest and biggest hospital in Sarawak! Pll called it as “tua eiok phang” or “cheng hu eiok phang” cause its big and under government..

This is how its looked like 20-30 years ago, with only a 8 floors main building and few small lousy lab.. I hardly found this picture in google.. it looked really dreadful and and haunted!! ppl without serious matter wont simply visit it…

This is Sarawak General Hospital today, brand new glossy… like no other than a 5 stars hotel.. inside the building all looks really nice and clean… ppl no sick also try to be sick to be there(one of them is my friend Alvin lo)! some even came with whole kampong of ppl juz to visit a sicker..

double bed room

That’s how the patient room looked like… not bad right?

toilet

Toilet seem very clean and glossy too…

meal

Food looked ERM….. if mai hiam still can tahan la.. see! still got one big chicken drumstick kok… and free of charge!! if you stay at hotel still need to call for room service and make expensive order, here no need.. time come, food automatic come!! in the end of the day, you only need to pay RM25 for 2 day one night!! very cheap right?? cheap stay, cheap eat still got pretty nurse take care of you.. where else can you get this kind of offer???

Not bad not bad… it has changes a lot!! only the name hasn’t change yet, if I got the authority to do whatever I wan with the hospital, I will change the name into “ Sarawak General Hostel”, and my slogan is, NOW EVERYONE CAN STAY…

Government DOGTOR!!

2008-08-16T18:46:00.005+08:00

Behind the hand is the VIP, very in-patient person Alvin Foo..

This Monday when I having my pra-penggal test, suddenly came a sms from Alvin Foo, and the first thing he said was “ My name is Alvin foo soi boy. U sarcas me at ur blog now I go in hospital again!!” And I was like WOW! My blog got so powerful until can make ppl going in hospital meh?! then balu he told me his first operation of fixing his BROKEN LIGAMENT last November done no good and he was called for another operation!! My chicken!! I wonder how the doctor explain to Alvin abt the badly done of his ligament..

Doctor(on the phone) : Alvin Foo ar!! how are u?? Remember me the Dr. XX?? last time operate u that one ar… soli to tell u ar, we need to cut open ur knee again bo, cuz we left a scissors and a cola can inside..

Alvin’s little sissy scar on his knee… alvin got this scar last November.. Vin, urs for me is nothing la… urs got as long as mine o not??

My very big man scar on my tummy…I got this since 12 years old in one big operation to take out some useless spare part from my body.. Yes, im not a perfect human being anymore since that..

Alvin he actually trying to get my sympathize la.. and wan me to write something good abt him in blog… hahaha.. so I went to visit him on the next day lo… Tuesday, LCH even escaped exam simply wana visit this VIP and in the morning, another SMS came from him said “Wei, no need come liao, I giv u make soi ki, doctor make wrong time ask me come back on 1st september” !!! My god, is you trying to play me or the doctor trying to play you?? where on earth got doctor like this one so lousy one meh?? !! Schedule also can make wrong!!

Doctor : Alvin foo ar, so soli again to tell you that, we need to wait until 1st of September for the cola cans collector mak cik come back from kampong so that she can collect the cola can inside you knee for recycle.. dun wana waste mar.. recycle save earth!! soli ar...

Hope things like that will never happen to me!!

Beware Of Charity Cheaters!!

2008-08-16T17:09:00.002+08:00

That’s the stall next two stall from mine last sunday, selling handmade greeting cards… Actually these cards are very nice piece of work.. ppl likes it.. BUT, the person(that spectacles aunty) who selling these cards was really a piece of SHIT, SHAME, SUCKER wudever!! his husband(not inside the photo) as well.. we know them since last year at the raise fund foodfair by my society STS! this couple apply and set up a stall under the name Irene lim and andy chai! probably is their own real name.. in the end of the day, we found out they were cheater and charity foodfair usually is their target place to make money.. same thing happen at the charity foodfair by SCCS last year!!.. their stall was just infront of mine!! and it was so obvious with what they did!! (they keep the money paid by customer, reuse the coupon paid by customer to buy things or food for their own etc..)..

IRENE LIM and ANDY CHAI!! BEWARE OF THIS TWO EVILDOER!!

SCCS Food Fair

2008-08-16T16:00:00.006+08:00

Last Sunday, there was a annual raise fund foodfair at kuching civic centre by Sarawak Children Cancer Society, again LCH and friends set up a stall that day.. We are selling Butter Chicken and Honey Chicken with Mushroom rice.. RM6 PER PACK! yala… wud to do… charity food fair mar.. price must high high…

lousy booth

That’s our food stall, had you ever seen a foodfair booth as lousy as like this one.. a huge table with only 2 pack of chicken rice for display and 3 word tag.. seriously if im the customer, that’s the last stall I gona visit.. VISIT ONLY, wont buy cuz its too expensive for that.. I admit that we actually make a wrong decision to sell the butter and honey chicken rice cuz.. the cost of making all the rice and chicken is RM300, after sold out all of it we make only RM485.. which mean we only get RM185 of untung bersih!! as a business student and veteran of charity foodfair seller… im SHAME with that!!

The best stall of the day!! run by hong-yan sdn bhd, no fancy decoration… just some famous Taiwan meat ball and some Taiwan sausage!! The Taiwan sausage was so so so delicious!!! that’s y its my best stall of the day!! quality first!!

Taiwan d**k

The best food of the day! RED HOT JUICY!! Oi, it just a sausage ok?? dun bend you mind pls…

Uncle group!!

The best band group of the day! Live band performed by some uncles… dun see those uncle like that and think them kenot sing ar!! they sang Chinese song like “xiao wei” and “the moon regards of my heart” can even attract malays one ar…. Uncles rockZ!

Malaysian got talent!

The best talent of the day! Look at that lil girl dancing there!! rocks the crowd all over!! So dun think that you can only see brave lil girl on tv show like “british got talent” or at Beijing Olympic opening ceremony nia ar!! here in kuching civic centre one not bad too.. MALAYSIAN GOT TALENT TOO!!

Datin: MUACKSS!!

The person of the day! I owez forgot her name!! my friend just told me her name few weeks ago and now I forgot liao.. I think is Datin Laila or Lola or Laura.. duno why so hard to remember.. on the left is the president of the Sarawak children cancer society..

Datin Lalalalalalala…

Look at the photo!! the blue shirt uncle on the second left, does he know how to use the camera??? and the MAK CIK bodyguard on the middle!! she looks so dissatisfied!!

Ampun tuanku…

The best of out of topic of the day!! that day is foodfair day right?? and why suddenly got malay doing wedding ceremony there one?!! what the heck.. maybe next time I should also do something at the foodfair like birthday party lo… so it become charity birthday party lo.. ARR~~ I so confuse!!

Kuching City Turn Into Dark Twice!!

2008-08-09T20:48:00.003+08:00

Just a moment before, WHOLE OF KUCHING lost it electricity for abt 45 minutes!! It start at 6.30pm and recover at 7.15pm. Whole kuching turn into dark, no traffic light, no road light, traffic out there are completely chaos, shops all stop doing business, it just like kuching is shutting down and going to face THE DOOMSDAY!

Im so curious, so I have a walk around the neighbourhood and round a big circle to see what is going on… I also took some photo before I back home..

Shell petrol station out of business….

Traffic jam!!

Shops shutting down…

After having short walk outside, I decided to go home since the sky become darker out there…

Just a few step to reach house, electricity finally back!! RELIEVE… kuching city is still alive!!

Luckily, if not then im going to have KFC candlelight dinner with momok lo…

Soon after I finish eating the fried chicken, CHICKEN!!!! SHIT happen again!!(8.05pm) and 25 minutes later, 8.30pm it’s all back to normal liao.. Hope no third time liao.. I had enough!!

Hysteria or Ghost Spirit?

2008-08-09T14:07:00.000+08:00

If we count by using lunar calender, now is the seventh month, which mean now is also known as the GHOST MONTH… it is the holiday month for all type of ghost having their happy holiday and come out from hell, to visit their love one, to revenge, to make fun of human being and so on..

These few days, we can see many hysteria cases and it probably related to ghost and spirit.. lots of inconceivable incident happen here here there there…

Wednesday news!

That incident happen in a gov secondary school in Miri i think, 15 students suddenly lost their mind, screaming, shouting, running, jumping and crying and laughing…. ppl said its is just coincident that it happen cun cun in the ghost month! ok maybe you’re right!

Thursday news!

It happen again! same school, same way… 7 students lost control… according to the news report, those student are from different classes and it all happen at the same.. so what now? still just coincident??

Friday news!

AGAIN! but this time is in kuching.. the unlucky 12 students from SMK Serian.. so… coincident?? ARR… I SO CONFUSE!! when will be SMK Green road turn??

Actually it already happen in my school, my class and its more terrifying!!

First, on Monday, we get the news that an UGLY GHOST(Ban Hua) take part in beauty contest!! Then, on Thursday, when the economy teacher miss Tan teaching us how to draw graph and suddenly she scold us “CIBAI”... scared o not? ah leng say CB i still can accept ar, but is miss tan bo... Truuuuue story la… Unbelievable? Believe it!

Friday news!

Dun worry, I found a way to fight the evil spirit … learnt it from newspaper… We can drink some kind of “peace water” blessed by bomoh!! Eh, abang bomoh, can help to bless my nasi lemak o not hor??

Classino Royale!

2008-08-09T11:18:00.002+08:00

Lousy gambling table

3 days remain to the second pra-penggal exam and we still doing some extraordinary thing in class.. This week my class suddenly becum a classino!! This casino can only fit maximum 10 players, maximum bet RM1 and minimum bet RM0.20… dun look down RM0.20 here.. in one hour, LCH start with only RM0.20 can make until RM3 to RM4!

Blackjack!

Black jack! thats the game we play all the time here..

The real blackjack king! Alex Kong!

That’s alex kong with his first black jack! dun see him look noob noob like that he actually the best player among all of us!

Alex looks good with two pretty women!!

Alex : My name is bond! Alex bond!

Poor is Equal to Rich

2008-08-09T10:29:00.004+08:00

Recently everyone feel the pressure of the petrol fuel price hike and the inflation.. ppl complain here not enough money use, complain there got lot debt need to clear up… yala, yala… dun bluff la...

Two biggest liar ever

Last week when I doing part time job at the Kuching PC Fair, I finally saw all kind of bluffer came to the pc fair, bought all kind of fancy stuff… no money hor?.. You should come and see with you own eyes, ppl going there are like ants searching for their queen for sex..

PC fair starts from morning 10 o’clock like that, abt 11 o’clock, inside the hall is already damn full with ppl!! new face keep turning up and the old one are leaving with handful of electronics…. those ppl, they said they not enough money use, still they can buy so much expensive thing in one go, some of them even came with whole family!

Example…. Father says: I will carry the big LCD screen, ah boy you carry the RM**** CPU, ah girl you take care of these RM*** gaming keyboard, mouse, headset, webcam .. darling you go find trolley! ah pa you keep these 10 piece of pendrive good ok… wait ah ma come back from toilet then we go home liao..

Kuching Festival

Not only we can see that at PC Fair, same view at Kuching festival that start not long ago.. I dun understand why ppl all rather wait for half an hour just for four plastic chair and one square or circle table and piece of RM10, 10cm x 10cm fried oyster?? Why must we go there to eat what we ate last year?? this year will taste better meh?? every year same wa…. the only differ this year is the price la.. it sure more expensive than last year one mar… ppl still come.. dunno how kuching ppl think ar.. how poor = really poor? and how rich = really rich???? or poor = rich??? ARR… I SO CONFUSE!!!

Seem Very Pro! Seem only la...

2008-08-09T03:26:00.005+08:00

This post is to introduce you a friend of mine, a sarawak pride and also malaysia icon!! sound like nia la..

Profile: Name: Alvin Fool I think
D.O.B: Around September I think
Sport: Malay Silat maybe.. lol
Ranking: Negative.. he too pro to be listed.

cheap poster sponsor by DAHFA foods manufacturing sdn bhd

That(green circle) is who he is, Alvin foo.. what so interesting abt him until he so qualified to be appear in my blog is, he’s good in martial art wushu! I mean, ok only la.. say good not really good like that lo.. u can see him fly all the time to all the place for a week or month just for a amateur wushu competition or low class training, so that’s y ppl though he very pro.. Lets look at the photo below, he is in action! up side down by one hand!..

Action only la..

Aiya, cheating one la, see! got string hanging him up one la..

Unknown and Bryan Nickson Lomas!!

Eh! on the right that not the very famous Sarawak young diver Bryan Nickson Lomas meh?? WHO IS THAT ON THE LEFT??

Daniel Bego with duno which kampong boy

WOW! that’s Daniel Bego!! Sarawak world class swimmer!! If u a malaysian, sure u noe him la.. Eh! whos the other one?? if u stay in stampin area, maybe u noe him lo… haha..

Alvin got his ligament broken on his training session last year…since that, he cant play wushu and spin here spin there anymore, good too la.. that’s the only way that can actually stop him from doing these kind of dangerous action..

Narnia, the lion, the witch and the wardrobe

Alvin, the lion head, the sword and the broken ligament

Vin ar, ur new hairstyle really look like a lion head ar.. it remind me a movie called “Narnia, the lion, the witch and wardrobe” I think you can make a story call “Alvin, the lion head, the sword, and the broken ligament”.. all the best lo.. hehe..

Polluted Recycle Centre

2008-08-02T12:15:00.000+08:00

When I hear RECYCLE, I will think of Reuse, Reduce, Re-this and Re-that.. whatever la, as long as the objective is to reduce garbage and landfill and so on to save our earth.. for sure, it is kind of mighty work.. But, had you ever seen a Recycle is not try to achieve the main objective of Recycle(save the earth) but to make profit??

Recycling$$....

Lately, some solids price like besi buruk or aluminium cans POM POM POM rising, this encourage more ppl start their recycle centre to collect used stuff.. I dint say earning money from this direction is wrong, ppl need money to survive, It is good to see more ppl recycle.. It just some of the recycle centre owner not even care abt the environment and wud they care is just MONEY!! "money! money! money! money!~~ money!~" its just a business, nothing personal!

money face world!!

This morning when I walked to the café near my house to have breakfast, when I abt to reach the main road, suddenly some kind of rubber smell enter my sensitive nose!.. When see carefully, is the recycle centre 100 meter away from my house burning some kind of rubber waste material!! my chicken!! the exhaust gas was really strong!

lousy recycle centre..

That’s how the recycle centre look like, look like shit! This recycle centre runs by some brainless Indians, im not trying to be racist here, just some Indians really need to change their way of making money, they earn so much money from that, why cant they spend some money to rent a lorry to send the waste material away?? Again, to maximize the profit lo!!

Big Foot Prawning Place

2008-08-02T07:33:00.000+08:00

LCH and friends never stop try something new. This Wednesday, we(me, alex, ei, jui and leng) come out with a NEW STUPID ideal, yes! we are going to prawning.. Yeah, yeah.. so fun so fun!! At first we actually decided to prawning at Kenyalang, unfortunately it is close for business on Wednesday. We try not to giving up the plan so we turn to somewhere around tabuan laru and found a prawning place there called "大脚钓虾场" in english is called “BIGFOOT PRAWNING PLACE”..

Bigfoot prawning place

Wud the heck, from wud I know, Bigfoot is kind of wild species and almost similar to orang utan just it have bigger size of body.. So, why the tauke chose this name for his shop? maybe he heard some rumor that Bigfoot likes prawn very much...

a bigfoot chewing a prawn!!

That is how inside the place look like… a regular size of pool with a lot of ppl surround it…

From one angle we can already see 10 bait waiting for the prawn.. Without wasting time, we start prawning by paying RM20 for two rod for one hour.. LCH and friends never do this before, so we dint expect a good result.. but, it seem we hav a good starts here, just about 10 MINUTES, I got my very first prawn in my whole life..

my first prawn ever

Things getting better when I got my second prawn for just another 10 minutes! and the third, again 10 minutes! WOW! So freaking easy meh? with this, I can get at least six big juicy prawn in one hour.. soon after that, my friend ah Ei with another rod also got his very first prawn.. So, I optimistically waiting for my fourth prawn…wait… 10 minutes later, nothing… another 10 minutes, nothing… final 10 minutes, yes u r rite… Nothing!… Shit ar… total up we only got 4 little shrimp…

4 not really big prawns

Which mean RM5 for one prawn lar?? Chicken… I go 3rd miles “jin men lo” eat a bowl of five ringgit laksa can get even more and bigger prawn ar.. Instead of sitting on a lousy bar chair waiting for the prawn to say hello to me.. Now I really understand why the tauke chose “Bigfoot” as his shop name, is because ppl who try this all dum like Bigfoot mar… However, it still a great experience for me la.. never try never know mar rite?…

My name is Andrew Leong Soi Boy

2008-08-02T01:10:00.000+08:00

Just heard abt the Anwar sodomy case, Anwar caught by polis, do naked body test, check his bird, just let him sleep on the cold hard floor for whole night and so on was really really pitiful..

Just when you think his life really sux, for me its still not as sux as one of my friend’s.

Andrew Leong

This is Andrew Leong, dun get cheated by his happy look cuz he is good at pretending....

Friends: Andrew, you all right?
Andrew: Yes, Im alright! [ :( no, Im not ]

There were so many SOI things happen to him this year…I think he “FAN TAI SUI” this year.. First, he change class from very good class to very bad class(my class) which is one of the very soi thing for him.. then just when he though he can have a peaceful life in this class he kena tease n tiok making fun of by some of us.. NOT ME OK?? then nt too long after, a lot of problems occur to his family make him lost direction in school n finally he ran away from his house..

Anwar Leong

However.. with some helps from my friends, we finally found him.. and with few nice friends help, one greetings card, one papaya and one watermelon.. he finally agree to come back to school… sound very easy and cheap.. he should wait until we giv him gold mar… haha..

Special Thanks to :

Alvin Foo for his good intention

Ben Jee for his generous
Ah Shan for his sense of humor
Ah Ei for his support
Alex for his "Care Rer Fei" character in the story
Ah yung for his directing
Mang Wei for the class fund
Pn. Iris for her RM10
Me myself for my papaya! hehe..

Back : mang wei
Middle : Pn. Iris
Front : Ei, Alex, Shan, Yung, Me

Me, Yung, Alvin and Ben

Those are our super good intention friends...

Greens for Greenian!

2008-08-02T00:24:00.000+08:00

Recently, LCH and friends come up with another crazy ideal, its to plant something inside the classroom! yes, INSIDE the classroom.. First, it started with just a small cup of soil with only one bean seed. The bean species of plant grow freaking fast! Just about one week later, its height reached 15-20cm.. scared o not?? it remind me a fairytale that a boy, he also plant a bean plant outside his house, the plant grew until to the sky and the boy climbed his giant plant and reached the sky to meet a giant man..

That’s how my plant look like.. that photo was taken right after a week.. maybe one month later, I can become another fairytale character…

Lai and the beanstalk

Then, another new plant called Jatropha join in to this greens community.. the community getting bigger soon after another few different type of plant coming in such as long bean, lady’s finger, etc…

Classfarm!

Look at the photo, some bee and butterfly even get attracted to our class farm, this has prove that our farm is chemical free.. We feel fully optimistic for our farm’s future, our long bean, short bean, her finger.. we believe we can see some good result in two months.. we guarantee that our classroom bean products is better than the pasar malam one.. So, to make your order, pls leave ur order to the comment.

Lady’s finger - RM8 per dozen
Longbean - RM8.8 per handful
Short bean - free one bundle for any purchased of RM10.

My cheap feng shui fish

2008-07-27T02:00:00.000+08:00

There were some superstitious in Chinese culture such as chinese lion dance can fight the evil, frog can bring good luck for family business or horse can bring success in life, so call “when the horse arrive, then u will be success”.. they also believed that fish like flower horn can bring luck to the owner so I too try to believe it and bought this flower horn with only RM18 at the petshop near my house with the wish it can bring me some luck..

My flower horn

It has been awhile and me still the same without any changes.. but recently I really feel like the luck has really come.. yes! luck… wud luck? bad luck la! First, I wrench my foot when I play badminton.. and my left foot becum like this:

Then, I tumble like a dumber in class.. then the next day I fall into the small drainage in school, then at the same day, I wrench my finger and cast off some skin and “o cheh”.. I dint make up the story la.. it really happen like that.. no kidding man!! things like that keep happening.. so, do u still believe on these nonsense? wud frog wud fish n wud horse.. all rubbish!!

8888

Ppl also believed that flower horn’s body will appear some number and can make u “tiok toto and 4d” ya rite… eh! got some number appear on my fish body there!! gogogo, go buy some toto fast! faster!!

KL vs Kuching

2008-07-26T17:50:00.000+08:00

Last two month, May i went to attend a seminar in KL and the venue is in Berjaya Times Square Hotel..

View from 36th floor

Thats the view of KL city from 36th floor... thats make me feel that kuching is juz a piece of abandoned land... even petronas twin tower is bigger than our sarawak river so, how to compare?...

KL not onli hav more tall building than kuching, even the ppl there are more talented than kuching one.. that fella can shape wudever shape u wan with his tali besi.. trust me, he really got some skill.. it seem like very easy for him to shape a word or name like batman or superman.. his talent make me feel sory if i dun buy one frm him so i bought few for my friend lo.. so i go near him and ask,

ME: Eh bang, how much for one name?

HIM:RM8(answer me without emotion)

ME: Boleh kurang sikit kalau saya buat banyak?

HIM: (juz shake his head n he nt even looking at me)

ME: what the f, u dun hav to be so proud ok! i noe i cant shape the besi buruk like u do.. u !$#!$%!!#!%.. @@#... juz in my mind la.. finaly i still bought from him mar... haha.. not dare to scold him la.. thats petarling street ar.. later his gang cum out die ar me.. That man actualy an OKU.. he sitting on a wheelchair running his own business by his own hand.. thats wud i admire abt him.. unlike some kuchingian.. got pair of healthy hand and leg still goin around asking for money.. mengemis here, mengemis there.. shit!

me, foo and chin

KL nt only got lot of building n talented ppl.. but oso alot of lion dancing around... picture shows two red cina punya singa dancing at the back lorong near the sungai weng there to bring the shop some luck.. eh! wud happenthere? look at that fellow there! is he trying to sodomy the lion?? no!! later kena sue by gov like anwar man!!

The conclusion i get is, Kuching ar left behind with different maybe abt 10-20 yrs.. Shit! The only thing can compare is the amount of stray cat in the city..

The Prettiest Ugliest Girl!!

2008-07-26T16:13:00.000+08:00

Recently my class U6A1 hav a new born so call the flower of the class in mandrin is call (斑花).. that issue happen juz when the flower change her hairstyle from dog shit to cow shit .. juz duno how to explain how it look like n no photo to show u ppl, i can only try draw a picture to show u.

her new hairstyle

The picture show her hair when we c from her back.. believe me, it juz look like this.. the story continue when we keep calling her as BAN HUA!! BAN HUA!!(flower of the class) loudly and sarcastically and we are clearly trying to get her the opposite of meaning and still she dint get it.. we try n try n try omost no more ideal n still she beaming there... it seem like her ears got some kind of filter to filt the bad one and received only the good one... and also hav some kind of transmitter to transform the bad information into the good one...

U6A1 2008 class photo

Things become worse when she thought that we really think that she is the prettiest girl in class and all the sarcastic word become her self-confident generator make her more happy and go to other class and telling her friend wud we all call her.. things becum worst when my business sub teacher DR.Chai call her as pretty girl(美女) n she seem so affirmative abt that and keep spread out that to the nex door.. =_=.. so after all, dun u think she should hav a recognize from us? so today, this girl, sheilia voon shien ngo has been recognize as THE PRETTIEST UGLIEST GIRL..

When oil mix with water!

2008-07-26T15:19:00.000+08:00

That photo was taken last year at the raise fund foodfair launch by the Sarawak Children Cancer Society(SCCS). My society(STS) was invited to set up a food stall n I as a Sarawak Thalassaemia society's member too simply come out n be the food seller for a day lo... The VIP who going to come out n show some off that day is our chief minister Taib's wife, Datin duno what.. then i realise that she is really tall like a dinasour T-rex..

As u can c that she is much more taller than me, my height(red line) are about 170cm like that so probably how tall she is? 190cm? or 200cm?.. i wonder how posible our mr taib handle this duno how many matriks ton of weight T-rex..

I had oso seen mr taib once when i attended one forgot what function liao n i stand quite near to him and he juz look shorter than me and very old poor look seem like he goin to bye bye to this world liao compare to his wife's young strong look.. if he and his wife stand together, it would look like this..

Seriously they arent an ideal couple... maybe father n daughter of relation are still acceptable... it juz same like oil mix with water cuz it will never mix up.. although, somehow sometime the oil n water are force to mix together example if u mum cook a bowl of soup, she surely need to add cooking oil and water into it.... so.. in this world, everything can happen.. like the news recently, not only oil can burn, water can oso burn to move ur car...

Best Achievement In My Life

2008-07-20T01:23:00.000+08:00

My best achievement in life so far is not by getting a lot of A in my exam like some malay, earning a lot of money like our chief minister Taib or having a lot of stray cats like Kuchig city but is by climbing the fourth tallest mountain in southeast asia, Mount Kinabalu.....

Introduction:
Name: Mountain Kota Kinabalu
Height: 4096 meter /
Ranking: Malaysia(1) , Southeast Asia(4)

This is how mountain kinabalu looks like, see from far away, it doesnt look really tall.. but when you climb it, it feel like its the tallest mountain ever..

There are several peak there, example like St. john's peak, Ugly sister Peak, Donkey Ears n so on, all funny name... n the highest peak of the mountain which im going to climb to is call Low's Peak... why so call LOW?? Maybe the peak are too humble to be recognize as the highest peak of the mountain lo...

Thats show the way to the summit of the mountain.. let me explain, the first day morning 9am start climb from the kaki gunung call timpohon gate n climb n climb n climb til duno where until 3pm then pop out one resthouse call laban rata(3261m) for u to rest for abt ten hours then the the nex day 2am like that wake up n get ready for the journey again.. abt 2.30am start climb again, climb climb climb for 3 more hour plus then reach to the summit liao lo..

This is me, 5.50am 20November 2007, the peak of mount kinabalu finally under my smelly feet!! YAHUU.... wow! see me wearing like an international terrorist like al-queeda or osama's gang then can know that its really cold up here.... its 3 bloody degrees only!!

up here we not only can see the highest mountain in Malaysia but also can see the stupidest fella in Malaysia.. look at him carrying so much stuff, he can probably built a house at the summit there...

After how long i had climbed, how much strenght had been used n how high the risk i been taken to climb the mountain n finally what i get is a piece of dunno what n sign by dunno who.....

Grand opening!!

2008-07-19T21:55:00.000+08:00

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